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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 November 1987 (27 years)
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About gronkan : There are many types of ignorant jerks around. Apparently, people from Europe tend to love to hate the kind that has grown up in America and bashes on differences between other countries and their own. And at the same time, that same European says that Americans are stupid and uncultured. In conclusion, we have to stand-points where both think they're better.

Our continents are growing closer to one another, electronically. This means that we get exposed to parts of foreign culture we knew little about. Some people can deal with it, some can't.

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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML


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