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Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML


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On 12/18/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML


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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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