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grimmotek

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 August 1988 (27 years)
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About grimmotek : I'm Elizabeth. Message me if you wanna talk.

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Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

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