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by maddie / 11/06/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2010 at 12:25am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
by racist / 10/15/2010 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
by embaressed / 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML
by BadLuckinLove / 07/07/2010 at 6:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by CH / 12/07/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by LALALALA / 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
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