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Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63119) - you deserved it (9212)

On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48498) - you deserved it (5868)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by doomed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37285) - you deserved it (3800)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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