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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
by jerrid / 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
by Mackdaddy / 02/07/2010 at 9:21am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2009 at 4:12pm / Denmark (Kobenhavn) / Miscellaneous
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