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About greenwich1945 : When I get older, losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?

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Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML


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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML


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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML


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On 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Matt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML


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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

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