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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (23 years)
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About greeneyedpothead : No, I don't smoke, that's just what my boyfriend calls me because apparently I say things only a pothead would say. The dumbest comments escape me. :-) So,I am a 20 year old girl currently studying psychology in college. I love FML, although I hardly ever comment, I am still there reading them! I'm pretty clumsy, I'm surprised I haven't gotten way more FML's published!

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