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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (3967) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35105) - you deserved it (4994)

On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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