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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32209) - you deserved it (58729)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29380) - you deserved it (43648)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21842) - you deserved it (2137)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom



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