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  • Town/Country : watauga, US
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23126) - you deserved it (6369)

On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20940) - you deserved it (998)

On 10/16/2012 at 1:25pm - health - by hurtinrealbad - United States (Arizona)



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