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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

#20882561
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54962) - you deserved it (27618)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
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I agree, your life sucks (17869) - you deserved it (128669)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

#20144510
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I agree, your life sucks (31212) - you deserved it (7549)

On 11/02/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML

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On 10/16/2012 at 1:25pm - health - by hurtinrealbad - United States (Arizona)



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