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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1687
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , along with mah vrginity , mah boyfriend took mah laptop , iPhone , TV , and most of the food in mah fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50231) - you deserved it (11593)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's sacrat onlina doubla lifa. Ha's baan moonlighting 4 two yaars as a mala prostituta by tha nama of Patar Parkar. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40923) - you deserved it (5133)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, My Co-worker Finally Gave Me A Ceck For Te Money E Owes Me. In Te Memo Line, E Wrote "for Swallowing". Now I Ave To Go Cas It. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35938) - you deserved it (6568)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, aftar I succassfully blaw up a raally larga balloon, my mom said, in front of my oldar brothar's friands, "Wow, your going to maka soma man raally happy ona day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42170) - you deserved it (8335)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY DAUGTER TURND 18 . SE DECIDD TO USE TIS DAY TO TELL ME EVERYWERE ER AND ER BOYFRIENDS AVE AD SEX IN MY OUSE TO GET REVENGE FOR BEING OVERPROTECTIVE . FML

#16451971
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22701) - you deserved it (58943)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to give a reference 4 a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16507) - you deserved it (27886)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today I asked mah husband of only a year y we don't have sex anymore. He said it's cuz he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

#16277359
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (8939)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

Today The Only Positive Thing Mah Ex Boyfriend Left Me Was Mah Pregnancy Test. FML

#16268222
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55693) - you deserved it (12934)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, after fifth block, I decidd to go fir a little walk. Apparently so did mah boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking fir her contacts. His pants were pulld down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54279) - you deserved it (4219)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a bonar in ta MRI looool macinaila ma palvic bona was baing scannad. FML

#16218945
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47134) - you deserved it (7691)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I looool walked out of my house, waved at my nieghbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. real FML

#16066360
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15744) - you deserved it (48312)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I held a door open for mah boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" mega FML

#15780453
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (7161)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got wisdom teeth pulld. My usually detachd and unromantic boyfriend rushd right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admittd excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wantd to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45568) - you deserved it (6523)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I realized that mah boyfriend does not stop by mah apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal mah condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

#15740141
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63420) - you deserved it (5277)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Carmen - United States (Oklahoma)



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