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greatwyt
  • Town/Country : cape town, south africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1294
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28184) - you deserved it (19447)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML

#16932993
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40000) - you deserved it (3872)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
441 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
360 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
172 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
268 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23018) - you deserved it (12256)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (33917)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
502 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

#16723796
99 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by callie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
358 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
487 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
301 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)



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