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Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (30404) - you deserved it (1526)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

#7744599 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (19550)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rejected for an internship due to 'lack of experience.' I have both an MA and a BA from a highly prestigious school and years of work experience. My would-be superior: a 24 year old without a graduate degree and only one year of work experience. She wore jeans to the interview. FML

#7137648 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (2020)

On 01/04/2010 at 12:29am - work - by screwed (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML

#5837946 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (18935) - you deserved it (987)

On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States