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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1991 (24 years)
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Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML


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On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML


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On 10/03/2013 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to wake my mom up. While she was naked. On the toilet. FML

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML


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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML


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