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  • Town/Country : USA
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Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28774) - you deserved it (7320)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34787) - you deserved it (6210)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:58am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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