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Visits<b>GabrielleFrance</b> - the 02/16/2013 at 5:23am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51992) - you deserved it (3940)

On 08/12/2013 at 10:30am - love - by iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36138) - you deserved it (8064)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34060) - you deserved it (2117)

On 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43066) - you deserved it (4008)

On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

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287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (10290)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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