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graham11
  • Town/Country : somewhere, awesome
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 757
  • Number of comments : 651
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (25591) - you deserved it (1687)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML

I agree, your life sucks (7053) - you deserved it (21795)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

#18663308 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (20941) - you deserved it (1413)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (14782) - you deserved it (2209)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (7790) - you deserved it (1934)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (18109) - you deserved it (3921)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

#18659966 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (16340) - you deserved it (4815)

On 12/31/2011 at 1:21am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (16598) - you deserved it (1824)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

#18650624 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (6072) - you deserved it (975)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

#18650592 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (17052) - you deserved it (4112)

On 12/30/2011 at 2:10am - money - by WTF - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (20519) - you deserved it (2774)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (16598) - you deserved it (2957)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts random fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (6807) - you deserved it (22262)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (13505) - you deserved it (17860) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

#18644424 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (8083) - you deserved it (954)

On 12/29/2011 at 2:01pm - health - by digressions (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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