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About grafeety : I recently rode up a chairlift with an elderly gentleman who was about 75 years old. We were discussing the hill and as we were about to unload he says to me "Ski like you're going to die and live to tell the story !". Changed my approach to a lot of things. And it sounds so much cooler than yolo.

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