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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
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I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

#334226
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53799) - you deserved it (17760)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by marsbar (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
105 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

#225937
208 comments

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On 03/06/2009 at 12:49pm - kids - by wetbutt (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

#13539
52 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

#12870
47 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML

#12756
40 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
57 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)



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