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  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

#3663741 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (34442) - you deserved it (19552)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

#3610078 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (8991) - you deserved it (38266)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

#2965217 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (7838) - you deserved it (49844)

On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

#2963947 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (21136) - you deserved it (4252)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:12am - health - by Broken (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML

#2962771 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (41504) - you deserved it (4607)

On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML

#2959965 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (34060) - you deserved it (2940)

On 06/17/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by rileym797 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

#2514787 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (22276) - you deserved it (46266)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (39582) - you deserved it (7612)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (8805)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)