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Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
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On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 10:12am - health - by Broken (man) - United States (California)
Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Ile-de-France)
Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by rileym797 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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