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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1283
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About gr8koolkat : I'm not afraid to share my opinion. =)

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gr8koolkat's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122181) - you deserved it (22181)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43333) - you deserved it (6452)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11869) - you deserved it (72162)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

#8630
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47451) - you deserved it (2321)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41145) - you deserved it (5989)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63420) - you deserved it (8680)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version



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