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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65415) - you deserved it (2677)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by rainedaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (763254) - you deserved it (82525)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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