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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 289
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About gotufirst : What's up creeps? I love soccer and the color orange. That's about it. See i put a period there so you know that it's the end. And there. And there. And there. And you get the point

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gotufirst's favorite FMLs

Today, I called my very overprotective father, and he took the time to tell me how proud he was of me for finally finding a good and respectable boyfriend. And that he was sorry he misjudged. I was calling for bail money to get my "good, respectable" boyfriend out of jail. FML

by hatetodisappoint / 10/21/2011 at 2:32am / United States / Love

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

by rr / 08/15/2011 at 11:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work