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About gottageek : :/ Seems like fml doesn't like to keep my profile. Anyway, I'm a geek who prefers legible grammar and correct information. This is an age where your computer and phone do everything for you, no reason for stupidity. I'm apathetic. So, yeah, generally come off as a jerk, now ask how much I care.
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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014