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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About gothiccandy : I try to view the world with an "outside the box" perspective.

I have thoughts and views that I'm not going to push on others, I'm quite friendly and believe everyone should have their own opinion, however I can be a horrible human being that makes you cry. In conclusion, don't try to force your beliefs on me, respect me, and we'll get along great.

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