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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 June 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1720
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About goonie85 : I don't know how to say this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I enjoy video games, my job, my family, and appreciate everything I've worked hard for. I also COMPLETELY understand needing to vent about a bad day!!!

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Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

#8824480
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22431) - you deserved it (3115)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

#8821558
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27952) - you deserved it (4838)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51am - love - by Sam - United States (Georgia)

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (7066)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML

#8792170
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8679) - you deserved it (17967)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

#8664737
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32009) - you deserved it (7615)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

#8663511
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12500) - you deserved it (26322)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

#8632694
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26070) - you deserved it (2964)

On 02/25/2010 at 2:05am - misc - by thewordsicantsay (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

#8614078
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24021) - you deserved it (5643)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

#8546580
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28379) - you deserved it (2198)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother machine-washed a suit I rented for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, and that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, and my mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." FML

#7514878
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33366) - you deserved it (2712)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:40am - love - by Phoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother machine-washed a suit I rented for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, and that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, and my mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." FML

#7514878
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33366) - you deserved it (2712)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:40am - love - by Phoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31823) - you deserved it (139505)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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