About goonie85 : I don't know how to say this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I enjoy video games, my job, my family, and appreciate everything I've worked hard for. I also COMPLETELY understand needing to vent about a bad day!!!
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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:06am - health - by depressednupset (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was ‘This is less work and less involving.’ FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I loaded up all of my belongings into my Dad's truck to head back to my home state. After two hours of playing Tetris with my furniture, I threw a tarp over everything and sealed it tight with straps. When I went to start the truck, I couldn't find my keys. There's a chance I just dropped them outside, but my best bet is that they're probably in some nook in the bed of the truck. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 2:26pm - misc - by AprilFlowers - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I spent all day and last night in the bathroom. The seafood I'd been keeping in the refrigerator apparently had gone bad, and is now intent on finding its every possible route to the Great Porcelain Whirlpool. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:01am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by yayaimannoying (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
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Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 2:31pm - misc - by Kristopher (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
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