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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1989 (22 years)
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Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58452) - you deserved it (8796)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

#927368 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (68622) - you deserved it (3623)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13894) - you deserved it (58598)

On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (1667)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version



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