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goodnyte1209
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 173
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About goodnyte1209 : Ey yo: D how u hangin? If you need someone to talk to or just want a random chat feel free to hit me up; )

Love playing rugby and doing equestrian. Wanna-be philanthropist. Long live the USA, and Taiwan isn't part of China.

"Penis...that is all." - Peter Griffin LOL

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Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32231) - you deserved it (2614)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17409) - you deserved it (9782)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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