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goodnightbella
  • Town/Country : New York , New York
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About goodnightbella : yeah i'm an average girl not too good on these things. my names bella. yes, it really is. i'm still young and i live in new york.

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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47725) - you deserved it (14604)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13286) - you deserved it (44924)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103 (577)

I agree, your life sucks (40707) - you deserved it (114334)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37713) - you deserved it (5928)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)