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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 April 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3612
  • Number of comments : 303
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gonzolove : I made this account so I could reply to other people's nonsensical ramblings.
Also, I like to argue. And play devil's advocate.
And I own a lot of guns.
I also think that it's creepy that FML knows which day of the week I was born on.
About me? Well I'm into biology. I am going to school to pursue a career in microbial genetics. I drink beer. I don't take myself that seriously. I love music and dancing. I also try my hand at photography (black and white and I attempt to develop my own photographs).
Want more? Probably not. But if you do, message me. I will eventually get back to you (usually it will be pretty quick).

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gonzolove's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

gonzolove's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She is my favorite sister who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. Not me. FML

by ohsugarxo / 08/31/2009 at 1:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML

by crawfo / 08/31/2009 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML

by phlyingphuck / 08/31/2009 at 8:44am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

by zuper_duper / 08/29/2009 at 6:20pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

by Ben / 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

by Ltl_Dust_Bunny / 03/23/2009 at 3:36am / United States (Alaska) / Love