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by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 9:38am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
by WhyAppleWhy / 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by alix / 08/24/2012 at 11:45am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Animals
by chrisbravo / 08/23/2012 at 2:54am / United States / Money
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
by majorlyturnedoff / 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by cclllc / 08/14/2012 at 5:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML
by diggingaplotforone / 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to have dinner with my girlfriend and her family. It got silent, so, noticing her legs were darker than they were a few hours ago, I wanted to ask her if she used tanning lotion. I ended up asking her if her legs were fake. Her dad has prosthetic legs. FML
by ooops / 08/04/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by llaurenmariee / 08/04/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm / Mexico (Tabasco) / Health
by Lara / 08/03/2012 at 7:28am / Italy (Toscana) / Miscellaneous
by HappyMan / 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
by danonno / 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
- Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit… Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking… Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited…