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TODAY, I CHECKED INTO A HOTEL CUZ MY BOSS HAD ASSIGNED ME TO A NEW POSITION!! AS SOON AS THE RECEPTION LADY LOOKED UP, SHE HAD ME KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL!! APPARENTLY, ONE OF THE REGULATIONS IS, "NO PROSTITUTES ALLOWED." I WAS WEARING A BUSINESS SUIT!! FML
Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML
Today, I Was Accused Of Cheating On My Wifehen An Earring Was Found In Our Car. I Knew It Was My Mom's Missing Earring But She Didn't Believe Me. After Calling My Mom And Getting Them On The Phone To Clarify, My Wife Is Upset I Told My Mother At All. Now I'm Not A Cheater, Just An Asshole. FML
Today, I found out mah new Commanding Officer is mah ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle bieng tied down with someone in the Navy. FML
Today,hile driving with mah family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud!! My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out!! After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck!! FML
Today , I finally started my dream job!! I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face!! Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend!! FML
Today, having turnd 18, I was eager to show mother some of the cloths I'd like to purchase with birthday money. I flippd laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echod through kitchen. FML
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
Friday 27 March 2015