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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1629
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML

#6301
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18155) - you deserved it (38131)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Merdoc (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56539) - you deserved it (4549)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16628) - you deserved it (2260)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42665) - you deserved it (2041)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25718) - you deserved it (1701)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4307) - you deserved it (17644)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version



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