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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (23 years)
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Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63224) - you deserved it (5201)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (2867)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50084) - you deserved it (2624)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31201) - you deserved it (2138)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML


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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

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