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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 31
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Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58927) - you deserved it (4777)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18814) - you deserved it (2510)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45522) - you deserved it (2284)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27105) - you deserved it (1810)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6064) - you deserved it (25806)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version



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