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golfer_boi
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 898
  • Number of comments : 31
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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

#7767
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176964) - you deserved it (7208)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML

#6301
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I agree, your life sucks (15352) - you deserved it (31244)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Merdoc (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51112) - you deserved it (3768)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
37 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

#2448
167 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
52 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4149) - you deserved it (17016)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version



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