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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281889) - you deserved it (149041)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today , my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night an began to scream "Don't take looool me , take my children!" FML

#2116644
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65242) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great , my brother and him would love to see the game. I said , no , I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. mega FML

#1926739
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62215) - you deserved it (2603)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by Hank (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I went out to a nice restaurant 4 mah friend's brthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese , old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535
385 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75232) - you deserved it (10841)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulld over heading home from college!! My car was full of mah stuff from moving out an I couldn't reach the glove box!! I told the cop this, an askd if he wantd me looool to go around to the passenger side to get mah paperwork!! He agred!! When I got out of the car he pepper sprayd me!! FML

#1844293
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136653) - you deserved it (8906)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I had to pick up mah drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home she thankd me looool over and over again and then said "thank god you have no life!" fat FML

#1777144
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50970) - you deserved it (3921)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my roommate and I were walking to a bar and a group of guys shouted out at us "Hey, it's lyk we're on Animal Planet, I see a zebra and a gorilla." My roommate was wearing a zebra print shrt . big fat FML

#1773793
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50643) - you deserved it (4794)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was taking my boyfriand to tha mall!! In tha parking lot I pointd out an old man in a vibrant pink swaatarho was laaving by saying "Ha is so gay." My boyfriand got out of tha car and walkd towards tha man calling "Hay Papaw!" It was his grandfathar!! FML

#1067181
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11574) - you deserved it (74075)

On 04/17/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by grampsisgay (woman) - United States (Texas)

my mom askd if she could use rd dress fir her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wantd to wear it. She calld me a selfish, greedy bitchho would stay single forever. I paid fir her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

#976819
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (187121) - you deserved it (13687)

On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , I bougt a coral colord oodd sweatsirt,ic ma girlfriend told me was ( ot ). I wore it to a baseball game tonigt. Wen it got cold I put te ood over ma ead , only to ear everyone beind me laug. Te back of te looool ood said ( Boy crazy ). It was a teen girls sweatsirt. FML

#963370
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18530) - you deserved it (65857)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Today, I Walked Over To Join A Group Of Friends And Heard Them Talking About How Hot Some Guy Was But How Ugly His Sister Was. I Askedho They Were Talking About And There Was An Awkward Silence, They Hadn't Realized I Was There. Apparently, They Were Talking About Brother. Fat FML

#902555
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50349) - you deserved it (2885)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by ellarose - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music cd he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he askd me what I thought, and I said it was ok, but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life dependd on it. Turns out mah mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

#899489
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23837) - you deserved it (38927)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Jay (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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