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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... mah girlfriend left me. The reason? She's actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together 4 over a year... and I've been in love with her 4 over five. FML

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227 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm - love - by heart-broken (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER AND I WERE GOING TO GIVE OUR PARENT THERE ANNIVERSARY GIFT WHICH COST US OVER $3000. THE GIFT WAS A TRIP TO LONDON IN AUGUST TO SEE A SHOW ON MICHAEL JACKSON'S COMEBACK TOUR. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:31am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Yastarday, I Found Out Tha Idantity Of Tha Parvart Who's Baan Staring At Ma Through Badroom Window In Tha Lata Hours Of Tha Night. My Parants And I Dacidad To Sat Out A Trap 4 'him' Instaad Of Raporting To Our Local Cop. Turns Out, Wa Caught 37 Yaar-old Naighbor In Tha Act. Ha's Tha Cop. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I WANTED TO USE MAH GIFT CARD FOR A LIQUOR STORE. I WENT TO PAY THE CASHIER... WHO SAID HE NEEDED TO SEE MAH LICENSE. I GAVE IT TO HIM AS WELL AS MAH GIFT CARD. AFTER PAYING... HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED HIM TO CUT IT UP... SINCE THE CARD WAS NOW WORTH $0. I SAID YES. HE CUT THE WRONG CARD.

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117 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by bryans_fresh (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, In science class I sit next to friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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290 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I signed up 4 an online dating service a couple of days after mah divorce. I got mah first batch of matches and number one was a smiling picture of the womanho had just divorced mah ass after 20+ yeres together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there 4 months. FML

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145 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 11:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I found out that mah extremely-flat chestd cousin recently got a boob job!! When mah mom found out she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!"!! Then she looks at me an tells me looool that I should get one!! Everyone including mah own mother thinks I should get a boob job!!

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215 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by strawberrykiwi62 (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I checked my bank account that i've been saving money in since I was a kid fir college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool an an HDTV fir themselves was more important than my college education. FML

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421 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 10:24pm - money - by ExtemelyBroke (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room an wonderinghy I did not recieve my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wantd. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago.

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314 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

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456 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was taking out the trash an I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 an it was a bill to putted dog down. My Dad said dog was missing an I putted hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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121 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 12:50am - animals - by KMROYALShottie (man) - United States (Washington)



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