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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I discovered that mah son has an allergy to cats . My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that mah son an the cat take turns sleeping outside . FML

#13521617
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28164) - you deserved it (5280)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

2day I recieved two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now , an the cards were from our two children,ho live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened , an niether of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (3319)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, in looool my college class, our teacer asked usat we wanted to doen we get out of college !! I guess being a U.S !! Marine gets u a lecture for teole class to ear tat I'm a war ungry pig, and sould get a real job tat requires a brain !! My job field is Aircraft repair !! FML

#13506521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32264) - you deserved it (3946)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, I asked my mom y she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." mega FML

#13321505
87 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I Married The Woman I Love!! I Wasn't The Groom, I Was The Minister!! FML

#13285940
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63820) - you deserved it (6045)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

it was my last looool day with my boyfriend before he went to college . At the store, he got a huge box of condoms . When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were fir the girls he meets at college . He then asked me to steal them fir him . FML

#13187937
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38626) - you deserved it (4543)

On 09/24/2010 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... Ex-boyfriend's Mother Cummed Up To Me At School... Yelling And Causing A Scene In Front Of Everyone For Breaking Her Son's Heart. We Broke Up Over A Year Ago Cuz He Was Cheating On Me. FML

#13073501
59 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I bumpd into a lady in the New Jersey airport!! After I politely apologizd she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

#12984210
267 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after nerely 2 yeres of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, Mah Dad Walkd In On Me Singing "Bohemian Rhapsody",hile Spinning In Circles With The Cat In Mah Arms. I Thought I Was Home Alone. FML

#12797830
150 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML

#12284629
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73794) - you deserved it (4263)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND WOKE UP WHEEZING TERRIBLY, ACHING, AN SNEEZING. HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS. I HAVE 2 AN THEY R MY BABIES. HE GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM, HIM OR THE CATS. I HAVEN'T FIGURD OUT HOW I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT I CHOOSE THE CATS.

#11892706
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19875) - you deserved it (61585)

On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today, My Boyfriend And I Got Into A Fight. Doubting Our Relationship, I Asked Him Seriously If He Loved Me. He Looked Thoughtful, Gathered Me In His Arms And Said, "If I Say Yes, Will U Be Less Pissed?" And Then Tried To Stick His Hand Down My Pants. FML

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant . In the middle of it she says, ( Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom . ) I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away . FML

#11045008
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39224) - you deserved it (5462)

On 06/07/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by Th3BaconNinja (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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