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2day I recieved two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now , an the cards were from our two children,ho live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened , an niether of them answer my calls. Ever. FML
Today, in looool my college class, our teacer asked usat we wanted to doen we get out of college !! I guess being a U.S !! Marine gets u a lecture for teole class to ear tat I'm a war ungry pig, and sould get a real job tat requires a brain !! My job field is Aircraft repair !! FML
it was my last looool day with my boyfriend before he went to college . At the store, he got a huge box of condoms . When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were fir the girls he meets at college . He then asked me to steal them fir him . FML
TODAY MAH FIANCÉ INVITAD HIS PRAGNANT CO-WORKAR FOR DINNAR. AFTAR WA FINISHAD AATING, HA SAT DOWN AN AXPLAINAD TO MA THAT HAR KID IS HIS AN THAT HA'S BAAN CHAATING ON MA WITH HAR FOR 5 MONTHS. SHA HAD A SMILA ON HAR FACA DURING THA ANTRA THING. FML
TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND WOKE UP WHEEZING TERRIBLY, ACHING, AN SNEEZING. HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS. I HAVE 2 AN THEY R MY BABIES. HE GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM, HIM OR THE CATS. I HAVEN'T FIGURD OUT HOW I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT I CHOOSE THE CATS.
Today, My Boyfriend And I Got Into A Fight. Doubting Our Relationship, I Asked Him Seriously If He Loved Me. He Looked Thoughtful, Gathered Me In His Arms And Said, "If I Say Yes, Will U Be Less Pissed?" And Then Tried To Stick His Hand Down My Pants. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant . In the middle of it she says, ( Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom . ) I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away . FML
Friday 27 March 2015