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Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27539) - you deserved it (1977)

On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32287) - you deserved it (6891)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Bridget (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66104) - you deserved it (5976)

On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (384401) - you deserved it (44118)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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