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About gohabs21 : I like cake, but pie is better. My name is Dylan. Stuff is cool. Emos are gay, just voicing my opinion. I really suck at filling these out. I am a self-employeed grammar Nazi.

J\\\'aime gâteau, mais à tarte, c\\\'est mieux. Je m\\\'appelle Dylan.


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Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (2228)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14701) - you deserved it (36859)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (10040)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States



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