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Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

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Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

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