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Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)



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