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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML


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