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gmstarry
  • Town/Country : Bedford, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5142) - you deserved it (26277)

On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22449) - you deserved it (11989)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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