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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 524
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About glitterysnails : I like cats and zombies but not zombie cats

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Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13306) - you deserved it (30302)

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