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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1480
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About glittercookies : That's me ! I'm a psychology major and neuroscience minor. I want my PhD.

Biggest pet peeve:
Someone calling themselves a psychologist before they even reach college to study it. That's like someone calling themselves a marine before they reach boot camp.

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