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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2247
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About glitterbabe224 : hey there!(: my names amber. 20 yearrrs old, babby! im always reading fmls late at night, cause they make me feeel like my life isnt as fucked up as it actually is.(: yes, i frequently bitch to people, but i try to be as nice as possible. message it upp; ill reply (; but dont be a creeper, if ya know what i meeen :D

ohh. i really like good quotes & funny,
cheesy pick up lines, so message me
some if you want(:

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Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39848) - you deserved it (22461)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

#12955617
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39948) - you deserved it (3204)

On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50280) - you deserved it (15500)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32578) - you deserved it (9110)

On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

#7586037
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29284) - you deserved it (13620)

On 01/26/2010 at 6:30am - love - by OTZ - Sent from mobile version

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41425) - you deserved it (14872)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

#6933168
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32962) - you deserved it (11475)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

#6312169
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5803) - you deserved it (70261)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Klepto (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

#5410581
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56822) - you deserved it (6570)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258331) - you deserved it (88116)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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