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  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 September 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 44
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19818) - you deserved it (3293)

On 06/04/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r (man) - United States (New York)

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16867) - you deserved it (1203)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan



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