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  • Town/Country : Palmerston North, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 February 1981 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (617620) - you deserved it (414131)

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