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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 February 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (667895) - you deserved it (449099)

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