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Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30789) - you deserved it (65553)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)



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